Terrible Memory

So. . .I have suckish memory so I always end up losing half my stuff.

I lost my iPod one day and was freaking out and it sort of walked out of my mind to find it after a couple of days.

2 months later, I found it was on the table right next to my bed. . .

With my lost library card which was gone for an entire year.

and my many chunky erasers.

I wake up every morning and the table is the first thing I see after I stop getting dizzy.

How the flip did I not see everything on the table?!